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Tuesday, April 19, 2005

Star Wars and Moving

Yah know, I dont want to jump the gun here but... I think the next star wars might actually be good.

Whilst sitting in the theatre of Alamo Draft house south, now just two blocks away from my new small ass apartment, (pictures commin soon) I was able to see the new trailer.

For once, it reminded me of wanting to go see Return of the Jedi. It looked incredible! It looked completly awesome.

I know Lucas will still use way too much cgi, but I cant wait to start quoting the Emperor.

posted by The Machine at 7:02 PM

1 Comments:

Blogger wakeupgod said...

Damn, son. Shouldn't you muzzle that thought before Lucas hears it? If he thinks you think it's good, he'll find some way to fuck it up for goodsies. Imagine, if you will: Hayden Christiansen's role will now be played by Janice from Friends...Natalie Portman will be replaced by a CGI Ashlee Simpson, and the part of Jar-Jar Binks will be revoiced by John Goodman, who may or may not play a double role as that Emperor you were so eager to quote.

Solution?

Seal those lips, and steer all thoughts away from the movie. Those previews show nothing more than denouement and heavy breathing. Whatever you do, don't go into the dark.. or.. um.. shit.

Those Dark Chocolate M&M's look good.

The Star Wars fruit snacks look good.

I swear Karen's going to beat me if I mention the R2D2 Cheez-Its again.

Marketing, dude.

8:39 PM

 

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