Hello. I am Chris. This is my blog. I made this so that I could post my pictures and commentary upon the world. Plus, I am really tired of people saying, HEY! SEND ME THAT PICTURE YOU TOOK THE OTHER DAY. So. Here ya go punks! All pictures are copywrite of Chris Hays.

Monday, May 28, 2007

I hate blogging....

Yes ladies and gents... I dont like blogging. I actually wish I never had gotten started blogging. It's way too time consuming and way too boring. I have a hyper mind at times, and those are apparently the only ones when I should be blogging. But. No. Ahhh shucks.

Thursday, May 18, 2006

Pedernales state park.

Good trip, what can I say? I needed this visit into relaxation world more than I knew. Luckily I had Gina and Kelly along for the ride. Overall, this was a wonderful weekend! Here are some pics.


This was our first obsticle. There was a bunch of mud and this nice little log to walk across. Time to bring your jedi ninja skills.  Posted by Picasa


On our way... yah. We walked for about 40 minutes. Man o' man did our legs itch.  Posted by Picasa


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This was our spot by the river we chose to swim in.  Posted by Picasa


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I liked this picture. Posted by Picasa


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Kelly, sporting his METV shirt. Oh, and shades. And hat. And pack. Posted by Picasa


I am stumped on this one. Posted by Picasa


I just like this one. Posted by Picasa


What kind of snake was this? I dont know, but that was as close as i was going to go! I really wanted to get closer, but the green geans I was wearing told me no. Posted by Picasa


HAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!! Kelly didnt do so well on the way back. I totally missed the picture of him going "woah!" and then sick sucking sound of him totally going in the mud. LOL! I love you man. It's all good. Dont kill me for laughing too much! Posted by Picasa


So, back at camp we started on our "blue cups of love" and some good ol' games of cards! We played some "Texas Hold'em" and bet with the best thing out there. Goldfish. We had to keep buying back in because we kept eating all our money. I guess there is a lesson there for all.... Posted by Picasa


Ohh!!! Who is going to win? I am betting that I will! GOOO 10's! The fishys are piling up! Whats going to happen? Lots of little golden lives are in the balance! Posted by Picasa


ARR!!! Look there! I am the winner! Pair of 10's wins against ace high! I won 31 fishys and three potato chips. They all met terrible deaths! Posted by Picasa


Gina is like "what the hell are you doing kelly?" Posted by Picasa


There is wisdom here. Lots and lots of wisdom. Somewhere. You have to kind of look. It's kind of behind the left rim. Yah. There it is. Wisdom.  Posted by Picasa


Goldfish. I hate goldfish. Kelly made me do this! Posted by Picasa


Ok, how about this one? My sexy stupid, "hey look at the silly amount of hair on my head!" I need a hair cut! Posted by Picasa


Oh for loving sake. I need a freaking hair cut! Posted by Picasa


Where there is a flame, there is a way to light shit on fire. Yay!  Posted by Picasa


Ahh, the fine art of the spatula. With this spatula, I hold the power to move coals. I completly forgot a huge spoon, so yah. Spatula of power GO! Posted by Picasa


Great pic of Gina. Kelly took this one. Posted by Picasa


This was our dinner. In it holds. One chicken. Cut up potato, squash, carrots, stove top stuffing stuffed up the arse of the chicken, a lonestar beer. MMMM I wish i had taken a picture of the finished product, but I guess I was salivating too much. Posted by Picasa


Arr! There be a moon out there ye scurvie pirates! Posted by Picasa